things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
someone asked me to repost this.
please watch this this video made me into who i am today
It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party
you mean tumblr?
every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
"What’s your favourite colour?" To "what lingerie are you wearing" in 0.5 milliseconds
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback